Oh, for the love of Christ... Bush isn't technically on the ballot in Illinois, due to an excessively late Republican convention date for 2004. The state legislature managed to turf the bill which would have corrected the technical error due to wrangling over which state departments can distribute voter registration forms. Of all the stupid goddamn messes... Hey, Mark! Set a fire under your representative!

Via Mickey Kaus. Hey, Mickey - get those tightwads at Slate to buy you some real permalinks! You too, Mark, while we're at it!