Japan, what is wrong with you?? An official was caught at a crowded festival shoving a bag with a camera underneath a four-year-old girl's skirt. The girl's daughter grabbed the SOB and sat on him until the police arrived. Actually, I was a little surprised that the Japanese *had* thirty-year-old public officials. I've always gotten the impression that their bureaucracy was badly aged and decrepit... OK, I'm getting distracted. Pedophiles, bad! Bad Japan, bad!

Via Natsume Maya.