Porphyrogenitus offers a multiple-choice question that proports to show what kind of foreign-policy type you are by how you deal with anti-American Frenchmen yelling at you during a visit to that fine nation. What if your response is to ask him to kindly fuck off, as you're on vacation and uninterested in pissing contests with locals? To be strictly honest, I suspect I belong in the "evil NeoCon cabal" category, as I wouldn't be likely to visit France.
As an alternate, here's a multiple-choice quiz that made the rounds a month or so ago. I seem to remember that I came out as a neocon in that one, too.
Update: Porphy subjects me to a well-deserved mocking.