Party Politics

Neocon, paleocon
What do you care?
Theocon, homocon
What's it matter, man?
Green man, commie man
Don't really matter
Theory wonk, activist
You don't need to care
Cause you gonna
Vote the straight ticket
You don't need to understand
Just vote the straight ticket
Don't worry your little head
Vote the straight ticket

The Party gonna set you
Straight, man.
No need to pay attention
Shepard gonna
Straighten out his crook
Crooks and cops
Freaks and saints
Belief don't matter
Ideas don't matter

Issues?
Trust the ticket
Character?
Trust the ticket
Promises?
Trust the ticket

The straight ticket will set you right
(Just don't ask what's left)

10/8/03