Ugh. Co-worker has been irritating me for the last fifteen minutes with a monologue in the front office about the horrors of pot criminalization and waa waa waa "drug of the politically impotent" waa waa waa "less dangerous than alcohol" waa waa waa "racism".

You know what? I say it's time to legalize pot - not "decriminalize", because I don't approve of this half-assed sort-of-but-not-really-legal ambiguity crap - just to get the potheads to stop whining about their goddamn devilweed. After we legalize their noxious shit, we can go back to ostracizing their stank-ass, forgetful, disheveled selves.

But if we do legalize pot - can we please make patchouli illegal? I'll give you your right to destroy your brain cells, if you agree to stop air-bathing and start actually bathing.