A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.

Who's up for a little ceremonial sacking of the New York Times printing presses? You know, no bodily injury, no tarring-and-feathering, just demonstrate a little disregard for editorial capital equipment, remind them that if they want to revert to antebellum journalistic standards we as the general public can always respond in the manner of Lincoln's Wide Awakes.