ENGLAND: You know, that's a really big ocean, the Atlantic. And it's a really long way around Africa. And, you know, we've got this whole savage island right next door.
IRELAND: Hey! All right! Let's go get those fuckers -- oh. You meant us, didn't you?
ENGLAND: Yeah. Yeah, we meant you, you crazy Irish.
IRELAND: Goddamnit, England.
PHILIP II: That'll show that bitch Elizabeth. Like she could take me, anyway. I mean, who's ever heard of the BRITISH navy?
FUTURE GENERATIONS: ... dude, are you serious?
PHILIP II: STFU! Hindsight is always fucking twenty-twenty!
ELIZABETH: Hey, when you're done with those people from the future, I just thought I'd tell you that's a real nice city you got there at Cadiz!
PHILIP II: Sure is, isn't it?
ELIZABETH: Yeah, the guys I sent to raid it said it was great!
PHILIP II: GODDAMNIT, ENGLAND! IS PHILIP II GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? *sends Armada to attack England*
ELIZABETH: OH NOES! *continues to taunt Philip II*
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Update: yet more, here.