Apparently people have been mooting the Merovingian Heresy again in silly documentaries and novels. I'd heard of the Da Vinci Code, but I hadn't been aware that it was yet another retread of the old Priory of Sion saw. The best cure for this sort of nonsense is barking moonbat Robert Anton Wilson's Everything Is Under Control, on the "make 'em smoke three packs in a row" overdose-adversion program.